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Words

Trust(i)
Confusing initial draft of the first scene of a play.

Together
The Journal For The Pathologically Self-Conscious

Write It A Hundred Times
A Pantoum.

Poppies

The Waiting Room

Creative Writing #3
Never write hurriedly at 2am.

What if...
...I bumped into Danny Elfman at the train station?

Another Letter From A Friend

A Letter From A Friend

The Poem Tag Project

 « Zappa And Me »
Written a long time ago, so...it's shit. But it's about Zappa, so read it anyway.
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Sounds

Jacob's Ladder
Possibly the poorest song I've ever written. For more info, see the archive for April.


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Pictures

 « Dream #1 »
Putting Whitley Bay on the map.

 « Höl and Jutti #1 »
It's your favourite 2D blobs: Höl and Jutti!
(Idea somewhat stolen from the much funnier Death To The Extremist).

trees
Artistically altered photo of my old electric fire.

trees #2

Evolution
An epic tale of the karmic cycle.

Secret Of The Universe
Coming soon to a psychedelic rock T-shirt near you!

tomb
More altered photo fun.

Okay, these shouldn't really be in rubbish, but there's nowhere else here to put them. Two photos from the excellent Janice Warner:
 


impact

Höl & Jutti #2

TV Pattern

Tricolour

Höl & Jutti #3
Momentum

Berlin, dreamt

Höl & Jutti #4


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Unclassified

 « Everyone Dress Harry! »
Dress up everyone's favourite tortoise: Harry!

 « The Missing List »
A list of all the stuff I have lost or mislaid. Can you help me find any of it?

 « German Beer »
A Swabischly-tinged guide to German beer.

 « Greatest Error »
The greatest error I've received at work so far.

Advert Idea #1

The Dream Maker
See inside the mind of the sleeping Keefa.*
 
*(MWO is not responsible for any damage that may be
caused by the use of this dream-making warez).


The Headache Counter
Just how long have I had a headache? Now you can find out (approximately).

The Sestina Creator
Create ridiculous poems... the easy way!



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