Stuff that happened in the past... I decided to put previous months' ravings in a separate little section here. Wise, you may think. However, this sadly, prevents me from ever having the world's longest scrolling Web page. 2007 Jan-2007 ... Feb-2007 A Neutral Milk Hotel cover, a Tom Waits cover, and a feckin huge plane Mar-2007 A beautiful tray, m*w*o updates a-plenty, a guitar to 3 million methods of tuning the guitar 2006 Jan-2006 Noth—actually, I'm sure there was stuff happening, I obviously just couldn't be bothered to write about it. I even wrote a novel somewhere around here... Feb-2006 Sodus allus Mar-2006 I'm sure I moved house around here, so that's a good excuse for not updating. I-I-Isn't it? Apr-2006 Going purely from my photo album, I visited a castle. Didn't write about it. May-2006 Going purely from my photo album, I visited a cast—hold on... Jun-2006 And during this month, I'm pretty sure we did a lot of work for mooart Jul-2006 I guess I went to the Guggenheim in Bilbao around about this time. Also, some ideas for jammin' in various modes using bass strings as drones, and a little box I made. Aug-2006 A tiny update about Pandora: a music site that I've gone off a bit now, tbh. Sep-2006 No idea, really. Oct-2006 Probably asleep. Nov-2006 Hibernating? Dec-2006 Microscopic update because I moved house... again. 2005 Jan-2005 Basically, this is where mwo rolled over and died like a pet gerbil. Some apologies, and my Top 10 CD Purchases of 2004. Feb-2005 Apparently, nothing happened. Mar-2005 Ho! I decided to write something about Frank Zappa. Apr-2005 God, this was an awful month, but at least I did an update. Newcastle made a right mess of everything, losing both the UEFA Cup quarter-final and the FA Cup semi 4-1. May-2005 No update. Probably too depressed after last month. Jun-2005 Went to the seaside... and a farm, apparently. Jul-2005 Nowt occurred. Aug-2005 Too hot to update? Sep-2005 An update! Hurray! A guy tried to throw himself off a building near my flat. Oct-2005 Started hibernation Nov-2005 Hibernation underway Dec-2005 Woke up for an egg-nog, but then went back to sleep 2004 Jan-2004 Learning from the ghost, foreigners, lost souls, lonely hearts, Bright Eyes, a dream/a quiz. Feb-2004 Living, Welcome To Zero-Four, knots, a cable mystery. Mar-2004 Demon and the mystery hook, music predictions for 2004, learning French, art and serendipity (and Scarlett Johansson) Apr-2004 Fixing the past, Zappa and the great Motown theft, subsisting. May-2004 Football and religion, Everyone Dress Harry. Jun-2004 Sleep (and things written immediately being going to it), gold shoes, TV. Jul-2004 Reading: a great way to die, animals you would/wouldn't eat, The Man Whose Face Changed, P. Diddy and me: a terrible dream. Aug-2004 A simple life. Sep-2004 Technology + tramps?, how Zappa destroyed my mind. Oct-2004 I did nothing this month. Nov-2004 I did virtually nothing this month. Dec-2004 Another month of nothing. Sorry. 2003 Jan-2003 Lists, hype, lazy Frenchmen, Höl and Jutti, Scraggles the suicidal cat, TV pictures. Feb-2003 More cats, St. Valentine, two epiphanies, drunk worms, a journal for self-conscious losers. Mar-2003 Pancakes, blues, Trust (i), moss, Avril Lavigne, TOTTIST #1 Apr-2003 Passing the buck, a recipe for disaster, goddamn Elephant tabs, optimistic beggars, robots, Höl & Jutti #3. May-2003 Mischievous brain, more Elephant tab, another epiphany, GSYMHH #1, falling down, Höl & Jutti #4, another epiphany, strange fruit, when aspiration meets inspiration, who you are. Jun-2003 A stupid picture, Communication, Dead Weight, noodles, geeks and cool, Happiness and an analysis thereof, books. Jul-2003 Summer poem, more homeless people, irritating English. Aug-2003 Learning from the ghost, the Omniscient Machine, people watching, Leeds Festival 2003, stoned in the cemetery. Sep-2003 Hidden Gems, imagination, hard drive manufacturers ruling the world, Stupid Things (a poll), Peace. Oct-2003 Excuses, Elliot Smith, advice. Nov-2003 Difficult music, Flaming Lips, home decorating and housewives, weird spelling, my mam's birthday, the cooker of death. Dec-2003 Italians, Neil Young, snow. 2002 Jan-2002 Winter, stupid thoughts, retribution, bad sleep. Feb-2002 Engrish, Zappa, job-swapping, recycling. Mar-2002 Keefa's BIG Trip, ninjas, art, expression, Marc Almond, The Queen Mother. Apr-2002 Bad poetry, Jacob's Ladder, over-ambition, Holst, crocodiles. May-2002 Royalty, a story that should be in French, advertising ideas, Geordie documentaries, more tunes. Jun-2002 Happy accidents, trees, death, albums, football, madness. Jul-2002 Daydreaming, random questions, more trees, karma, terrible lyrics, psychedelia Aug-2002 Spanish giants, letters and shredders, death, Dream Maker, V, civilisation. Sep-2002 Photos, Zappa In Oz, another song, hope, headaches. Oct-2002 Illness, the sky, Martin Grech, Juventus, lonely kids, musical prodigies, archaic song, photo of some water. Nov-2002 Gambling, the waiting room, poppies. Dec-2002 Random Question #2, more diads, The Entrance To Hell, pantoums, The Sestina Creator.

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